[14:10] Holly: i’ve been dating a guy who has been “waiting” to have sex with me
[14:10] Holly: I’m like, wtf
[14:10] Holly: I even pressured him like a guy would
[14:10] Holly: i’m supposed to see him tonight, but he totally put me off
[14:10] Holly: sucks because he’s pretty much a total sweetheart otherwise
[14:11] Steven: means he’s got no cock
[14:11] Steven: or much of one
[14:11] Holly: ya, I’m kinda thinking that’s hte problem
[14:11] Holly: he has two kids though, so he’s got something
[14:12] Steven: bring a dildo
[14:12] Holly: lol
[14:12] Steven: he’s got a spermflinger
[14:12] Steven: not a penetrator
[14:12] Holly: LOL
[14:12] Holly: ok :(
[14:12] Steven: seriously
[14:12] Steven: here is what you do
[14:13] Steven: if he pulls it out and its under 4 inches just say “wow i hope you like eating cunt”
[14:13] Steven: either he does and you’re in luck or he doesnt and will get offended and you wont have to pretend to like his needledick
[14:13] Holly: that’s some good advice right there
February 2006
IM’s About Pornogomy
YAY!!! Sorry for not posting much lately… it’s been superhectic!
Anyways, I got interviewed by a really big name adult magazine!! It was really cool. People actually know me by name now I guess…haha… I love you guys!
Anyways, they recorded the interview on video and took some pics, too. The video and pics and all that good stuff are on my private site. Click the link below to see me get naked in the interview and start touching myself. You can even hear me moan myself all the way to orgasm…hehe
Whatcha think of the pics???
xoxo
I tell my girlfriend all the time how makeup makes women look much more incredible than they really are. Its true.
Most porn stars of course are coated in the thing, and yes, while filming often they’ll stop filming long enough to put on a fresh coat.Â
Nothing makes you lose a hardon like a lipstick fix, I’d imagine.
 Celebs of course are no different, if you woke up next to some of these faces you’d wonder where cameron diaz went and why you’re dating the girl next door.
Its basically true, the woman you date is as hot as any other given a 300 dollar makeup job like these women are.
Webcam girl time again, this time dancing to Madonna. Again she doesnt show it all but its nice to see the bra and undies, I think ;)
dont you love it?
Chris parnell actually is pretty talented when it comes to wrap.
 Before he did the Chronic (what?) cles of narnia rap, he did this a few seasons back, his rap about Kirsten Dunst.
 Kirsten Dunst Chris Parnell Rap
Of course chris also did this sweet one for Demi Moore.
Christ, will ferrel (Ferral?) was hilarious. him leaving SNL was the worst thing that ever happened.
The Ultimate Yoga Position - if you perverts could do this you wouldnt leave the house. Same here ;)
Another webcam lady here at pornogomy. holy shit I could get used to webcam hotties entertainment like this, couldnt you?
This time its a nice collection of webcam girls dancing, softcore style, whipcream… all that goodness ;)
Consider this video a preview of the girls you’ll see coming up in the next few weeks.
Ahh, asian women. Asian WEBCAM girls. You love em, so do I.
Lets watch one together shall we?
this video has no music so put on whatever random j-pop you have handy:
So, for the past several nights, I’ve been getting myself off by fingering my pussy…
Tonight, I’m gonna use either my dildo or vibrator… I dunno… I’m torn… they’re both getting old, and I really want to get new ones but no one wants to go to the sex shop with me. Maybe I’ll have to buy one from one of those online stores that sends them in those unmarked boxes. haha…
I need to cum.. I dunno what’s goin on with me, but I’ve been so damn horny this week… hope I’m not scaring you guys away… hehe
xoxo
Shitty music (IMHO) but hot ass webcam whore:
She’s got perfect makeup, looks fantastic, and loves being sexy (you can tell)
Hotter than any girl your loser ass will ever get ;)
