[16:10] boogie: so i go out with this fat chick
[16:11] boogie: she’s like 280
[16:11] boogie: i met her on myspace
[16:11] boogie: so anyways i ask her where she wants to go and we went to a buffet
[16:11] boogie: and she eats… i shit you not.. 5 plates full, then 3 deserts
[16:11] Dranith: hot damn
[16:11] boogie: so
[16:11] boogie: we get back to the house and she comes in
[16:11] boogie: and one thing leads to another and she’s blowing me
[16:11] boogie: and about 3 minutes into it
[16:12] boogie: i think how funny it would be if i could feel the cake she ate in the back of her throat
[16:12] boogie: cause SURELY that’s where it is after all that food
[16:12] boogie: so i started lauhging
[16:12] Dranith: hahaha
[16:12] boogie: and i’m trying to NOT laugh
[16:12] boogie: but the harder i try the more i laugh
[16:12] boogie: and she eventually got mad
[16:12] boogie: and bit my dick
[16:12] boogie: and left angry
[16:12] boogie: and as she was getting her shit i tried to explain
[16:12] boogie: and that made her madder
[16:13] boogie: she didnt like bite like ot draw blood tho lol
Humor
Amanda bynes is hot as fuck.
Need proof? Amanda Bynes is here, dancing in a bikini. I’d break it off in there so no one else could get a peice. :)
yes… cow socks.
Here is something you dont see ever day. and that something is cow socks.
this video is very, very NSFW.
[12:30] Demannu: BINNS?
[12:30] *** Auto-response sent to Demannu: I am currently idle.
[12:59] Steven: BINNS?
[12:59] Steven: WHAT
[13:01] Demannu: who is this?
[13:01] Steven: no clue you messaged me
[13:01] Demannu: is this steven Binns?
[13:01] Steven: so wtf you want
[13:01] Steven: yeah
[13:01] Steven: its steven binns
[13:01] Demannu: lol
[13:01] Steven: lets do a dirty dance and watusi
[13:01] Steven: give me all your personal infos and SSN’s
[13:02] Steven: since i am steven binns and trustable
[13:02] Demannu: lol
[13:02] Demannu: where do you live?
[13:02] Demannu: is this spooky?
[13:02] Steven: in your mothers vagina
[13:02] Demannu: lol
[13:02] Steven: and i dont know who spooky is
[13:03] Demannu: sounds like this douche I know… his name is Charles
[13:03] Demannu: he’s a bitch
[13:03] Demannu: who is this?
[13:06] Steven: i dont know
[13:06] Steven: i once shat on a cat
[13:06] Steven: to see how it would react
[13:06] Steven: it spat
[13:06] Steven: the end
[13:06] Demannu: what are you doing today?
[13:07] Demannu: any links to send me?
[13:07] Steven: i am eating a pie
[13:07] Steven: and
[13:07] Steven: fucking your girlfriend
[13:07] Steven: also here is a link
[13:07] Steven: http://www.boogie-blog.com/
[13:08] Demannu: lame
[13:08] Demannu: you don
[13:08] Steven: why is that lame :(
[13:08] Demannu: ‘t know my GF
[13:09] Steven: know her? no
[13:09] Demannu: sucks for asia
[13:09] Steven: yeah that fucking blows
[13:09] Demannu: I don’t even know my GF.. Didn’t know I had one
[13:09] Demannu: so why the name steven?
[13:09] Steven: cause my mom is an uncreative whore?
[13:10] Demannu: lol
[13:10] Demannu: hmm
[13:10] Demannu: lame
[13:16] Steven: seriously tho about your gf
[13:16] Steven: she’s a complete cockhound
[13:16] Steven: that’s my blog btw isnt it awesome?
[13:16] Steven: I’m king bigdick of titmountain
[13:17] Demannu: who the fuck is this?
[13:17] Demannu: how do I know you?
[13:17] Steven: dude?
[13:17] Demannu: how do you know me?
[13:17] Steven: YOU MESSAGED ME
[13:17] Steven: i have no clue who you are
[13:17] Steven: YOU messaged ME
[13:17] Demannu: hmm
[13:17] Steven: [12:30] Demannu: BINNS?
[12:30] *** Auto-response sent to Demannu: I am currently idle.
[13:17] Steven: you think i’m some fuckwit named binns
[13:17] Demannu: any AKA’s you have?
[13:17] Steven: and instead i’m your girlfriends new boyfriend
[13:17] Steven: boogie?
[13:17] Steven: uberwolf on everquest
[13:18] Demannu: where do you live?
[13:18] Steven: captain cockandballs at porn conventions
[13:18] Demannu: what country?
[13:18] Steven: ARKANSAS :D
[13:18] Steven: USA :D
[13:18] Demannu: wtf
[13:18] Steven: i once shat on
[13:18] Steven: steve binns
[13:18] Steven: right in the throat
[13:18] Demannu: lol
[13:18] Steven: I spent 2-3 hours just assraping him
[13:18] Steven: in the face
[13:18] Steven: with my ass
[13:18] Demannu: lol
[13:18] Steven: he loved it
[13:19] Steven: I’d say the only thing he loves more than a cock up his ass
[13:19] Steven: is two cocks up his ass
[13:19] Steven: and/or three cocks but i dont know if that’s actually possible
[13:19] Steven: i imagine you could do two cocks and a dildo tho
[13:19] Steven: so he probably likes that best
[13:19] Demannu: lol
[13:19] Steven: and/or a horses cock
[13:19] Demannu: well I don’t know who you are, but you’re a good laugh
[13:19] Steven: yeah i’m awesome
[13:19] Demannu: so I guess I’ll consider you to be a friend
[13:20] Steven: also this is going onto my blog pornogomy.com
[13:20] Steven: FYI
I dont know if this is a male or female on the left (some said she was a butch lesbian, others saying a geeky guy)
either way I’m sure we’d all be smiling too.
