[16:10] boogie: so i go out with this fat chick
[16:11] boogie: she’s like 280
[16:11] boogie: i met her on myspace
[16:11] boogie: so anyways i ask her where she wants to go and we went to a buffet
[16:11] boogie: and she eats… i shit you not.. 5 plates full, then 3 deserts
[16:11] Dranith: hot damn
[16:11] boogie: so
[16:11] boogie: we get back to the house and she comes in
[16:11] boogie: and one thing leads to another and she’s blowing me
[16:11] boogie: and about 3 minutes into it
[16:12] boogie: i think how funny it would be if i could feel the cake she ate in the back of her throat
[16:12] boogie: cause SURELY that’s where it is after all that food
[16:12] boogie: so i started lauhging
[16:12] Dranith: hahaha
[16:12] boogie: and i’m trying to NOT laugh
[16:12] boogie: but the harder i try the more i laugh
[16:12] boogie: and she eventually got mad
[16:12] boogie: and bit my dick
[16:12] boogie: and left angry
[16:12] boogie: and as she was getting her shit i tried to explain
[16:12] boogie: and that made her madder
[16:13] boogie: she didnt like bite like ot draw blood tho lol
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Amanda bynes is hot as fuck.
Need proof? Amanda Bynes is here, dancing in a bikini. I’d break it off in there so no one else could get a peice. :)
Remember Kerya Augistina?
Bored with her? Try Italy’s answer to Kerya, Sexy Ele.
try not to jerk that mother fucker completely off ;)
I dont know if this is a male or female on the left (some said she was a butch lesbian, others saying a geeky guy)
either way I’m sure we’d all be smiling too.
From the e3 2006 floor, here over at break.com we have the video collection of girls from e3.
Girls of e3. Booth Babes!
[13:44] Uberwolf224: here is a true story i made up once
[13:45] Uberwolf224: my friend once asked me
[13:45] Uberwolf224: what to get his GF for valentines day
[13:45] Uberwolf224: and I said to get an empty ring box and present it to her and ya know make her think its a ring? but when she opens it up
[13:45] Uberwolf224: and sees that its empty she’ll look up at you all expectantly like “where is the suprise?” and at that exact moment punch her in the throat
[13:46] Uberwolf224: that’s a valentines day she never forgot
[13:46] GrnBowlPacker420: lmao
[13:46] Uberwolf224: and neither did he cause he was raped in prison
[13:46] GrnBowlPacker420: hahaha
Remember a while back we posted the Buckcherry video, “Crazy Bitch”.
want to see the making of it? Its got titties ;)
Buckcherry: The making of Crazy Bitch
enjoy :)
Remember that you can watch the Buckcherry: Crazy Bitch video at boogie-blog :)
Everyone loves webcomics. Everyone loves tatoo’s on hot women.
what about tatoo’s of webcomics on hot women? Webcomic tattoos
enjoy ;)
